i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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