i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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