Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
