At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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