Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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