She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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