Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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