so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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