I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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