Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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