you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
