is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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