so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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