I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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