Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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