Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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