so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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