thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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