If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There's always time for handjobs
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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