He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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