Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
