Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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