? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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