p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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