hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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