we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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