you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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