my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
so much tequila, so little girl.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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