I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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