Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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