I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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