At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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