I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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