...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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