Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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