I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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