yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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