it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
These tits shall not be calmed
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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