Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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