Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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