Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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