I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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