I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
My balls are so social today.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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