We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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