I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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