i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
