My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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