can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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