What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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