That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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