I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It's like God shit irony all over that family
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
