omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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