i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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