If i come over, it means nothing
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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