Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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