Whod you bang
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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